Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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