so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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