Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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