thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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