I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
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I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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