I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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