I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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