that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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