just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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