i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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should my penis look like a turkey
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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