I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
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you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize