Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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