what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
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If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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