he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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