I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
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Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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