she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
How did I end up in the pool?!
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So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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