Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can text with my tongue
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
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She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize