Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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