I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My bed is full of blood and feathers
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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