so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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