Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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