69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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