Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
false alarm, still single
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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