Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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