I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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