I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
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Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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