his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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