Where are you?
In a non slutty way
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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