i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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