You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Say something about gay babies.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
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And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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