i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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