is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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