there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Randomize