are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
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WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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