what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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