In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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