i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
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she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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