We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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