Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
It's shark week go big or go home
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