i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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