Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
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Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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