Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
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Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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