Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
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My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Just high enough for therapy.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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