all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
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Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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