How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
of course. lets lasso hookers.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize