she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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