just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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