I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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