he puts the penis in happiness.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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