i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
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Have fun and good luck.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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